Like surprises? Like sarcasm? Hate thinking? You’re gonna love this.
Each month, we’ll drop a brand-new, limited-edition tee straight to your doorstep — soft enough to sleep in, loud enough to start a conversation, and bold enough to get you side-eyed at brunch.
You don’t pick the design. We do. That’s the point. But if you’ve ever worn one of our shirts and thought, “Hell yes, this is uncomfortably accurate,” — then congrats, you’re exactly the kind of smartass this was made for.
One shirt. Every month. No bullsh*t. Just brutal honesty, printed and shipped!
Cancel anytime. Regret nothing.
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