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I'M NOT A PROCTOLOGIST BUT I KNOW AN ASSHOLE WHEN I SEE IT
FUCK THE POLICE
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK
GO FUCK YOURSELF WANNA BUY A VOWEL
WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON
SORRY I'D RATHER MASTURBATE
BLAH BLAH BLAH NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP
FUCK YOU I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS
YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK
PRACTICE SAFE SEX GO FUCK YOURSELF
I SEE THE FUCK UP FAIRY VISITED US AGAIN
I'M RUDE CRUDE AND TATTOOED SO FUCKING WHAT
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I DON'T TAKE ANY SHIT I'M NOT IN THE SHIT BUSINESS
IF YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS THEN YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
ITS YOUR LUCKY DAY I LIKE FAT CHICKS
NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK
I HEAR VOICES AND THEY DON'T LIKE YOU
AND YOUR CRYBABY WHINEY OPINION WOULD BE
AS A MATTER OF FACT THE WHOLE WORLD DOES REVOLVE AROUND ME
HERE I AM WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER TWO WISHES
YOUR IQ TEST CAME BACK NEGATIVE
THIS IS NOT THE LIFE I ORDERED
GET A TATTOO YOU FUCKING PUSSY
MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE
DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN' PEOPLE PERSON
I FLUNKED ANGER MANAGEMENT
MY IMAGINARY FRIEND THINKS YOU HAVE SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEMS
WARNING ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE ME NEED MEDICATION
SOMETIMES I AIM TO PLEASE. OTHER TIMES I SHOOT TO KILL
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEERHOLDER
YOU CAN'T LOSE WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE POVERTY IS ECONOMIC SECURITY
I SURVIVED THE DEPRESSION
VEGETARIAN. ANCIENT TRIBAL SLANG FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT FISH OR RIDE.
WHEN I WANT POINTLESS CONVERSATION I'LL LET YOU KNOW
WHEN I SNAP YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO GO
DON'T ANNOY THE CRAZY PERSON
ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF
YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU'RE STUPID
KEEP STARING AT ME. I MIGHT DO A TRICK
IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF LET ME DO IT FOR YOU
HOW MAY I IGNORE YOU TODAY
I USED TO JOG 5 MILES A DAY THEN I FOUND A SHORTCUT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTITUDE I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE IS ME
EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO BE STUPID BUT YOU ARE ABUSING THE PRIVILEGE
I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY BAIL-OUT
MY TAKE HOME PAY DOESN'T TAKE ME HOME
YES, IT IS ALL ABOUT ME
I'M NOT WITH STUPID ANYMORE
I LIVE AT THE CORNER OF KISS MY ASS AVENUE AND NO FRIGGIN WAY
WANTED MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP
YOU'RE WRONG I'M RIGHT LET'S MOVE ON
DON'T PISS ME OFF I'M OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODY
PROVE TO ME HOW MONEY CAN'T MAKE ME HAPPY
YET DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE YOU ARE STILL TALKING
ASK ME IF I CARE
WHAT AM I FLYPAPER FOR FREAKS
YES BUT NOT WITH YOU
REVENGE THE REASON I GET UP EACH DAY
I SMILE BECAUSE YOU'VE ALL FINALLY DRIVEN ME INSANE
PUT OUT OR GET OUT
I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL
TRUST ME I DO THIS ALL THE TIME
DON'T BE FOOLED. I JUST ACT LIKE I CARE
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT THE VOICES TALK TO ME
I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON A DAY. TODAY ISN'T YOUR DAY. TOMORROW DOESN'T LOOK GOOD EITHER
I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES AND NONE OF THEM LIKE YOU
I'M SORRY BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY WORDS SMALL ENOUGH FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND
WORSHIP ME AND WE'LL GET ALONG JUST FINE
WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT
YOU OUTTA THE GENE POOL
I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT SO PLEASE SPEAK VERY SLOWLY TO ME. THANKS
YOUR RIDICULOUS LITTLE OPINION HAS BEEN NOTED
EAT RIGHT, STAY FIT, DIE ANYWAY
THAT'S MISTER ASSHOLE TO YOU
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BLOG
IF I THROW A STICK WILL YOU LEAVE
YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION TO IDIOTS WORLDWIDE
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