OFFENSIVE ATTITUDE T-SHIRTS FOR SMART ASS PEOPLE | SMART ASS SHIRTS

OFFENSIVE ATTITUDE T-SHIRTS FOR SMART ASS PEOPLE - SMART ASS SHIRTS

OFFENSIVE ATTITUDE T-SHIRTS FOR SMART ASS PEOPLE - SMART ASS SHIRTS

I'M NOT A PROCTOLOGIST BUT I KNOW AN ASSHOLE WHEN I SEE IT

I'M NOT A PROCTOLOGIST BUT I KNOW AN ASSHOLE WHEN I SEE IT

FUCK THE POLICE

FUCK THE POLICE

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK

GO FUCK YOURSELF WANNA BUY A VOWEL

GO FUCK YOURSELF WANNA BUY A VOWEL

WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON

WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON

SORRY I'D RATHER MASTURBATE

SORRY I'D RATHER MASTURBATE

BLAH BLAH BLAH NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

BLAH BLAH BLAH NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

FUCK YOU I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS

FUCK YOU I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS

YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK

YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK

PRACTICE SAFE SEX GO FUCK YOURSELF

PRACTICE SAFE SEX GO FUCK YOURSELF

I SEE THE FUCK UP FAIRY VISITED US AGAIN

I SEE THE FUCK UP FAIRY VISITED US AGAIN

I'M RUDE CRUDE AND TATTOOED SO FUCKING WHAT

I'M RUDE CRUDE AND TATTOOED SO FUCKING WHAT

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I DON'T TAKE ANY SHIT I'M NOT IN THE SHIT BUSINESS

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I DON'T TAKE ANY SHIT I'M NOT IN THE SHIT BUSINESS

IF YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS THEN YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

IF YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS THEN YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

ITS YOUR LUCKY DAY I LIKE FAT CHICKS

ITS YOUR LUCKY DAY I LIKE FAT CHICKS

NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK

NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK

I HEAR VOICES AND THEY DON'T LIKE YOU

I HEAR VOICES AND THEY DON'T LIKE YOU

AND YOUR CRYBABY WHINEY OPINION WOULD BE

AND YOUR CRYBABY WHINEY OPINION WOULD BE

AS A MATTER OF FACT THE WHOLE WORLD DOES REVOLVE AROUND ME

AS A MATTER OF FACT THE WHOLE WORLD DOES REVOLVE AROUND ME

HERE I AM WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER TWO WISHES

HERE I AM WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER TWO WISHES

YOUR IQ TEST CAME BACK NEGATIVE

YOUR IQ TEST CAME BACK NEGATIVE

THIS IS NOT THE LIFE I ORDERED

THIS IS NOT THE LIFE I ORDERED

GET A TATTOO YOU FUCKING PUSSY

GET A TATTOO YOU FUCKING PUSSY

MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE

MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE

DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN' PEOPLE PERSON

DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN' PEOPLE PERSON

I FLUNKED ANGER MANAGEMENT

I FLUNKED ANGER MANAGEMENT

MY IMAGINARY FRIEND THINKS YOU HAVE SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEMS

MY IMAGINARY FRIEND THINKS YOU HAVE SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEMS

WARNING ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

WARNING ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE ME NEED MEDICATION

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE ME NEED MEDICATION

SOMETIMES I AIM TO PLEASE. OTHER TIMES I SHOOT TO KILL

SOMETIMES I AIM TO PLEASE. OTHER TIMES I SHOOT TO KILL

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEERHOLDER

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEERHOLDER

YOU CAN'T LOSE WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE POVERTY IS ECONOMIC SECURITY

YOU CAN'T LOSE WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE POVERTY IS ECONOMIC SECURITY

I SURVIVED THE DEPRESSION

I SURVIVED THE DEPRESSION

VEGETARIAN. ANCIENT TRIBAL SLANG FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT FISH OR RIDE.

VEGETARIAN. ANCIENT TRIBAL SLANG FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT FISH OR RIDE.

WHEN I WANT POINTLESS CONVERSATION I'LL LET YOU KNOW

WHEN I WANT POINTLESS CONVERSATION I'LL LET YOU KNOW

WHEN I SNAP YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO GO

WHEN I SNAP YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO GO

DON'T ANNOY THE CRAZY PERSON

DON'T ANNOY THE CRAZY PERSON

ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF

ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF

YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU'RE STUPID

YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU'RE STUPID

KEEP STARING AT ME. I MIGHT DO A TRICK

KEEP STARING AT ME. I MIGHT DO A TRICK

IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF LET ME DO IT FOR YOU

IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF LET ME DO IT FOR YOU

HOW MAY I IGNORE YOU TODAY

HOW MAY I IGNORE YOU TODAY

I USED TO JOG 5 MILES A DAY THEN I FOUND A SHORTCUT

I USED TO JOG 5 MILES A DAY THEN I FOUND A SHORTCUT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTITUDE I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN

I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTITUDE I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE IS ME

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE IS ME

EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO BE STUPID BUT YOU ARE ABUSING THE PRIVILEGE

EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO BE STUPID BUT YOU ARE ABUSING THE PRIVILEGE

I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY BAIL-OUT

I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY BAIL-OUT

MY TAKE HOME PAY DOESN'T TAKE ME HOME

MY TAKE HOME PAY DOESN'T TAKE ME HOME

YES, IT IS ALL ABOUT ME

YES, IT IS ALL ABOUT ME

I'M NOT WITH STUPID ANYMORE

I'M NOT WITH STUPID ANYMORE

I LIVE AT THE CORNER OF KISS MY ASS AVENUE AND NO FRIGGIN WAY

I LIVE AT THE CORNER OF KISS MY ASS AVENUE AND NO FRIGGIN WAY

WANTED MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP

WANTED MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP

YOU'RE WRONG I'M RIGHT LET'S MOVE ON

YOU'RE WRONG I'M RIGHT LET'S MOVE ON

DON'T PISS ME OFF I'M OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODY

DON'T PISS ME OFF I'M OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODY

PROVE TO ME HOW MONEY CAN'T MAKE ME HAPPY

PROVE TO ME HOW MONEY CAN'T MAKE ME HAPPY

YET DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE YOU ARE STILL TALKING

YET DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE YOU ARE STILL TALKING

ASK ME IF I CARE

ASK ME IF I CARE

WHAT AM I FLYPAPER FOR FREAKS

WHAT AM I FLYPAPER FOR FREAKS

YES BUT NOT WITH YOU

YES BUT NOT WITH YOU

REVENGE THE REASON I GET UP EACH DAY

REVENGE THE REASON I GET UP EACH DAY

I SMILE BECAUSE YOU'VE ALL FINALLY DRIVEN ME INSANE

I SMILE BECAUSE YOU'VE ALL FINALLY DRIVEN ME INSANE

PUT OUT OR GET OUT

PUT OUT OR GET OUT

I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL

I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL

TRUST ME I DO THIS ALL THE TIME

TRUST ME I DO THIS ALL THE TIME

DON'T BE FOOLED. I JUST ACT LIKE I CARE

DON'T BE FOOLED. I JUST ACT LIKE I CARE

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT THE VOICES TALK TO ME

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT THE VOICES TALK TO ME

I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON A DAY. TODAY ISN'T YOUR DAY. TOMORROW DOESN'T LOOK GOOD EITHER

I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON A DAY. TODAY ISN'T YOUR DAY. TOMORROW DOESN'T LOOK GOOD EITHER

I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES AND NONE OF THEM LIKE YOU

I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES AND NONE OF THEM LIKE YOU

I'M SORRY BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY WORDS SMALL ENOUGH FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND

I'M SORRY BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY WORDS SMALL ENOUGH FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND

WORSHIP ME AND WE'LL GET ALONG JUST FINE

WORSHIP ME AND WE'LL GET ALONG JUST FINE

WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE

WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY

I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT

I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT

YOU OUTTA THE GENE POOL

YOU OUTTA THE GENE POOL

I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT SO PLEASE SPEAK VERY SLOWLY TO ME. THANKS

I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT SO PLEASE SPEAK VERY SLOWLY TO ME. THANKS

YOUR RIDICULOUS LITTLE OPINION HAS BEEN NOTED

YOUR RIDICULOUS LITTLE OPINION HAS BEEN NOTED

EAT RIGHT, STAY FIT, DIE ANYWAY

EAT RIGHT, STAY FIT, DIE ANYWAY

THAT'S MISTER ASSHOLE TO YOU

THAT'S MISTER ASSHOLE TO YOU

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BLOG

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BLOG

IF I THROW A STICK WILL YOU LEAVE

IF I THROW A STICK WILL YOU LEAVE

YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION TO IDIOTS WORLDWIDE

YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION TO IDIOTS WORLDWIDE

WHATEVER

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