{"title":"Idaho","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"188\" data-end=\"368\"\u003eWhether you're born and raised or just pretending you don’t miss Portland, this collection’s for the Boise-believers, Idaho lifers, and proud potato people with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"543\"\u003eFrom upside-down city names to hats that say \u003cem data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"444\"\u003e“I'm local, but not boring”\u003c\/em\u003e — these were made for folks who love this weird little state and don’t mind turning a few heads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"598\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"598\"\u003eRep where you’re from. Just... do it upside down.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"boise-hat","title":"BOISE Hat","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"151\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e“Why is it upside down?”\u003cbr data-end=\"829\" data-start=\"826\"\u003eIf they have to ask, they’re not from here.\u003cbr data-end=\"877\" data-start=\"874\"\u003eThis is your subtle way of saying “I’m from Boise” without screaming it from a Subaru. Also, it looks cooler this way. Fight us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"151\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eFlexFit snapback. OSFM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"151\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e1. Ridiculously Comfortable- \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFeels great from day one. Breaks in like your favorite excuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"252\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"250\"\u003e2. Hand-Stitched on Demand- \u003c\/strong\u003eMade to order. No dusty warehouse hats here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"340\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"338\"\u003e3. Smartass Style, Everyday Shade- \u003c\/strong\u003eWear it like you give a damn. 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OSFM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-end=\"151\" data-start=\"120\"\u003e1. Ridiculously Comfortable- \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFeels great from day one. Breaks in like your favorite excuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"252\" data-start=\"220\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"250\" data-start=\"220\"\u003e2. Hand-Stitched on Demand- \u003c\/strong\u003eMade to order. No dusty warehouse hats here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"340\" data-start=\"301\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"338\" data-start=\"301\"\u003e3. Smartass Style, Everyday Shade- \u003c\/strong\u003eWear it like you give a damn. 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OSFM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"151\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e1. Ridiculously Comfortable- \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFeels great from day one. Breaks in like your favorite excuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"252\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"250\"\u003e2. Hand-Stitched on Demand- \u003c\/strong\u003eMade to order. No dusty warehouse hats here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"340\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"338\"\u003e3. Smartass Style, Everyday Shade- \u003c\/strong\u003eWear it like you give a damn. 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Sideways glances included.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\" data-end=\"151\" data-start=\"120\"\u003eFlexfit snapback. OSFM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-end=\"151\" data-start=\"120\"\u003e1. Ridiculously Comfortable- \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFeels great from day one. Breaks in like your favorite excuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"252\" data-start=\"220\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"250\" data-start=\"220\"\u003e2. Hand-Stitched on Demand- \u003c\/strong\u003eMade to order. No dusty warehouse hats here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"340\" data-start=\"301\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"338\" data-start=\"301\"\u003e3. Smartass Style, Everyday Shade- \u003c\/strong\u003eWear it like you give a damn. (Or don't).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Smart Ass Shirts","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":45612722192562,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":45612722159794,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0628\/0999\/7490\/files\/CTownBlackHat.png?v=1752859691"},{"product_id":"nampa-hat","title":"NAMPA Hat","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eNampa — home of rodeos, rebels, and enough personality to fill a lifted truck.\u003cbr data-start=\"919\" data-end=\"922\"\u003eThis hat’s a little unhinged, slightly upside down, and unapologetically local.\u003cbr data-start=\"1001\" data-end=\"1004\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003eJust like you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"151\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eFlexfit snapback. 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OSFM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-end=\"151\" data-start=\"120\"\u003e1. Ridiculously Comfortable- \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFeels great from day one. Breaks in like your favorite excuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"252\" data-start=\"220\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"250\" data-start=\"220\"\u003e2. Hand-Stitched on Demand- \u003c\/strong\u003eMade to order. No dusty warehouse hats here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-end=\"340\" data-start=\"301\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"338\" data-start=\"301\"\u003e3. Smartass Style, Everyday Shade- \u003c\/strong\u003eWear it like you give a damn. (Or don't).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Smart Ass Shirts","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":45612725960882,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":45612725928114,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0628\/0999\/7490\/files\/Kuna_Hat_Black_6783b665-db83-4d9c-8e71-1acca73f6e8f.png?v=1751926306"},{"product_id":"eagle-hat","title":"EAGLE Hat","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis hat screams \"I live in Eagle\" — quietly, tastefully, and with just enough HOA-approved sass.\u003cbr data-start=\"1467\" data-end=\"1470\"\u003eFlipped for effect, stitched for people who golf before brunch and judge silently.\u003cbr data-start=\"1552\" data-end=\"1555\"\u003eFancy has never looked so ironic.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\" data-end=\"151\" data-start=\"120\"\u003eFlexfit snapback. 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Hand-Stitched on Demand- \u003c\/strong\u003eMade to order. No dusty warehouse hats here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"340\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"338\"\u003e3. Smartass Style, Everyday Shade- \u003c\/strong\u003eWear it like you give a damn. (Or don't).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Smart Ass Shirts","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":45683727696050,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":45683727663282,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0628\/0999\/7490\/files\/MtHomeHatBlack.png?v=1753564771"},{"product_id":"emmett-hat","title":"EMMETT Hat","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eOrchards, river days, and Cherry Festival traffic you pretend to love. 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